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Tiger Woods crash jokes: the best on the web - Telegraph

Seeded on Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:58 AM EST
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

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His wife must have been really teed off.

    Reply#1 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:38 AM EST
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