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COMMUNITY leaders have called on Territorians to stop having sex in public.
The plea follows a schoolteacher in charge of a bus full of teenage schoolboys seeing a couple "going at it hell for leather, in the canine style".
The teacher said his headlights shone into a garden as he pulled out of a car park and "fully illuminated" the couple.
Stop having sex in public
Seeded on Sat Dec 5, 2009 3:44 PM EST
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- Public Discussion (47)
There's a difference between exhibitionist sex in a public place where it's very likely that someone will be able to witness the act, and discreet sex in a public place where it's very unlikely that anyone will be around.
I remember one time my ex and I went out of our way to find a secret little spot in a large, unfrequented park, well away from any paths, so we could... enjoy the outdoors. Well, no more than a few minutes later, we thought we could hear voices, and then very clearly some absolute dolt saying, "see, I told you this was a path, it's been trampled down recently" (referring to the path we'd made as we'd pushed our way through some tall grass, I suppose).
Man, did we ever spring for our clothing, swearing under our breath... Thankfully, I managed to get on my t-shirt and jeans before a man leading his reluctant wife and a couple of young children burst into the clearing. The guy apparently realised what he'd stumbled into and just stopped and said "Oh."
"Yeah. Oh," my ex growled, and zipped up his pants. He turned to scowl at the intruders and pulled out his cigarellos. I balled up my underwear and bra and held it in one hand behind my back, turning various shades of red with embarrassment.
"Having a picnic?" the wife inquired diplomatically.
"Trying." He lit up and took a drag, staring at the Dad with a look that would probably make even Charles Manson @!$%# himself, and started strapping his artificial arm back on. The one with the hook. My ex wasn't really big on subtlety.
There was a very uncomfortable silence.
"But where's your food?" one of the children asked. It seemed to snap the parents out of the paralysis they'd frozen into upon seeing the gleaming hook.
"Let's go kids," the Dad said, and they tore out of there like they were on fire.
We were really a lot more careful about our outdoor adventures after that... as I'm sure they were, lol.
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#4 - Sat Dec 5, 2009 5:23 PM ESTReminds me of my wife and I many years ago. We had just purchased our first piece of land way out in the middle of no where (20 miles off the hard road in AZ) and we thought it would be fun to "break it in". All was well, full moon rising and we heard something. Needless to say this broke the rhythm. Just as I gathered my clothes along around a bush came a cow I guess curious about the noise. I never have been able to get her that brave again
- 7 votes
Heh. Being spied on by a cow. Yeah, that'd kill the mood for me, too.
- 6 votes
ROFLMAO & I can't stop!!! You guys are too funny!!!!! I love it!!!
Stopping sex in popular public places, yes please do so... but just outside in general, ahh who cares, as long as you don't get busted......
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I guess this could really boost honeymoon tourism. "While you're in the NT check out all the hottest places for a romantic interlude. We guarantee your new bride will be blushing when you've finished the honeymoon circuit or your money back!"
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#7 - Mon Dec 7, 2009 9:09 AM ESTI remember this one couple I happened in on while riding my bike along the Bosque. I felt bad to ruin thier moment and then felt stupid as I bit the dust...
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#8 - Mon Dec 7, 2009 3:45 PM ESThow nice of you to "bite the dust" in front of them, and lessen some of their embare-assment
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What's the craziest public place anyone has done it???
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#10 - Fri Apr 1, 2011 3:05 PM EDTIn an automatic car wash. I didn't know until a few years later that they had cameras in there.
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I'm sure car wash workers have seen some interesting stuff. Cameras are everywhere. I think I read somewhere that the average person passes in front of at least a dozen surveillance cameras each day just in the course of normal daily activities.
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WHOA!! circled!.... I know this is a discussion about sexual liberation.... but let's not get crass ok??
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I did it in a church parking lot once and before we get to finnished...a police car pull up right next to my van. they totally ignored me but they were gawking at the girl like she was a twinkie. though neither one of us got in trouble but the stories were spreading like wildfire.
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Me and my ex found what we thought was a nice out of the way place on a dirt road. The problem was we fell asleep (or maybe it was passed out). We awoke to the sound of a nice policeman's flashlight tapping on the the window.
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redphish that reminds me of the old Everly Brothers favorite "Wake Up Little Suzy" LOL.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/everly-brothers-wake-up-little-suzie/0cc92110813336ce8fb20cc92110813336ce8fb2-678008062022?q=youtube%20Everly%20Brothers%20Wake%20up%20little%20suzy
The 50s and 60s had their moments to. :=))
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If you're like me, you probably aren't picky. I'll take it when, where, and how I can get it.
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#11 - Fri Apr 1, 2011 3:35 PM EDTI'll quit having sex in public when you quit walking through my bedroom.
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#12 - Sat Apr 2, 2011 4:26 PM EDTLOL KO,
I'm not walking, I'm hiding in the closet. I keep seeing Republican's do stuff on your bed that you wouldn't like though.
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Flame, I know. They don't even have the courtesy of using a good lube.
Sorry, slight derail.
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For those of you asking about 'craziest places' I have already posted my stories on Sexvine and Eroticavine. You are welcome to read them at your leisure. They really didn't draw much attention when I originally posted them. I think the interested readers (there were quite a few) were just to embarrassed or too shocked to comment. LOL
As some of you have said those sites is where I go when I have had my fill of some of the pointless circular arguments that are so prevalent here on the vine. Argh! Anyway, enjoy if you are so inclined. DBZ is familiar with them I think. LOL
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#13 - Sat Apr 2, 2011 5:24 PM EDTIf more people were having sex in public they might not have the energy to beat the crap out of each other in public.
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#14 - Sat Apr 2, 2011 5:38 PM EDTAmen. I always said which is more pornographic a public beheading or a public act of coitus? One turns your stomach and the other makes you Uhhhh..... Smile. LOL Our moralistic society just seems to me to have all of its priorities screwed up.
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I have always been quite fond of our Aussie friends because they have always maintained a very relaxed, laid back, devil may care attitude about a lot of things. They have a sort of 'live and let live' attitude that tolerates just about anything that is not ultimately physically harmful to anyone. This article concerns me just a bit because it indicates that maybe the cancer that is Calvinistic morality is invading even that fair land. It has all but ruined America and I would hate to see it do the same to Australia. Many of our European neighbors have managed to overcome this plague to humanity and it would be a shame if our 'down under' friends were to have to undergo a similar catharsis in order to shake off such moral oppression.
Vive La Mother Nature. All things natural are beautiful and necessary in nature. That is how our Master Creator made them and that is how things should be. Our egotistical attitudes and incessant meddling have only proven that we are not Mother Nature because we invariably make a mess of things. LOL If we could only learn to work with it instead against it I am quite sure we would be much happier and more relaxed. G'Day. LOL
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#16 - Sat Apr 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDTIf there is no sex in public, how come we keep getting screwed by politicians?
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